December 13, 2021

This is pretty embarrassing but I don't know how to tie my shoes that one way where you hold the one loop and then wrap it around and under. I just never took the time to learn it. Whenever someone watches me tie my shoe I feel judged. Just let a man tie his shoes in peace. Please. I wish I could wrap my arms around all of yall. That way I could put you in a warm embrace and then whisper in your ear: "I threw up in your pillowcase" it's the little things ✨ On another note, this is my last day of training which is grand but also sand. I'm driving all the way up to Raleigh tomorrow, (pronounced too-maw-roe) To get a random boy, and drive him allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllthewaydown here to Smithfield where I will teach him the tricks and the trades of the land. Also I make it sound like Raleigh and Smithfield are super far apart but it's like a 30 minute drive. So this guy that I'm kidnapping better be cool or else this next transfer is going to be 🚮 [man throwing away something in the waste basket] Can you guys send be a buttload of letters so that I can hab them. I might like that I think. If you send me a letter I might even think about sending one back. Luckily elder Low has been really good for me because he makes me do everything by myself even getting dressed and making my bed and stuff. He said it's what "normal people do" but he's just being dramatic. This week I have done a very much amount of thing. I COULD be a sausage and tell you every single thing that I did this week but it sufficeth me to say that we did make haste to do the work of the Lord. Friends I want to let every soul who reads this to know that I really like my mission. So far it has been very fulfilling. Rattling even. The book of mormon is a true book. I say a lot of dumb stuff but that's one thing I will never deny. The divinity, of the book of Mormon. No evil man could write such a book, And no good man would write it, for the purpose of deceit. -close quote I don't know whose going to sit down and read this far into this clownish email, but whoever does, needs to hear what I have to say next: God loves you no matter what, no strings attached, no fine print, no action needed; He loves you no matter how bad or terrible you are, but He loves you too much... To keep you that way. Do. Not. Get. Comfortable. Get up, and suit up. These are the days where every soldier in God's army is needed. If you are not for Him you are against Him. Don't sit around and get moldy. Go help someone. Ok, sury about that, just had an eruption of zeal and emotion towards God's word. A special thanks to all those who love and support me Peace 1&2 golfy boy 3 making calls 4 a cool thing 5 Bryan 6 7 Tom 8 elder Gong and the mission. Oh yeah elder Gong came to the mission 9 blanket