shoutout to all the weather forecasters for being bunk. YOU LIED. I WANTED A HURRICANE
On my momma I would rather get a door slammed my foot with toothpicks in my toenails, then sit in the apartment and make cold calls.
Anyways Elder Yardley and I have been working hard on getting members in our lessons so that's gas.
Also I finished the BoM for the 3½ time since being out here. You learn something new every time you read that thing I swear. It's starting to get annoying how smart I am. Sometimes my brain is overflowing out of my skull. It's so large that I sit on it like a chair. Then i study more books on that chair I have made out of my own knowledge. It's almost like I could beat you in an arm wrestle but with my brain tissue. Very large brain.
....
So me and Elder Yardley crashed the equinox this week. Ditches can be deceiving. We wanted to drive not in the ditch. And then boom Elder Yardley was like hey let me do what we are trying to not do.
And yeah. I laughed and laughed. Like a good companion should. Let me tell you. If I was in like a burning building, I might laugh. Because I have trained all my life for these kinds of situations let me tell you. I would laugh until I started burning to death. Then I would cry. But maybe crying is the move. Because I would put the fire out with my tears.
See.
I told you I've been preparing for this.
"Next time you're in a house fire sit in the corner and weep."
My names Elder Bush. And I approve the message above. ^
Love you all* so much and miss you!
* 'sept noah
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