I just realized that I've been wearing the same tie every day for like 7 months straight.
I know it may sound like I'm a psychopath and it's because I am, and to prove it I'll bite right into a kit Kat without breaking you off a piece first. And I'll bite into both pieces at the same time.
Anyways ya I wash my tie maybe like twice a month, I just have to make sure it lasts the two years it's out here. I'm also having all my companions sign the back of it. So when I get home it will be a real relic.
Speaking of relics we went to go help bert out the other day. Elder Farley and I moved his furniture because he just had his floors replaced. We put those little fur pads on the bottom of all his couches so it wouldn't scratch the floors. And then we proceeded to scratch the paint of his wall while moving them. And to add insult to injury I called him a relic. Dang sorry man. You're not a relic you're cool.
It reminds me of the time Elder Low and I were helping this brother in Smithfield move, and I broke like 3 glass ornaments. I could tell that guy really wanted to whoop me, but we skedaddled out of there before he could catch us.
Those were good times.
Here's another random activity that we did. Hopefully I haven't talked about this before but we went over to this older couples home that live in a lakehouse and one way or another their basement had flooded.
Seriously, people who have basements know what I'm talking about because basements just flood all the time, it's true they do. If you have a basement that hasn't flooded go downstairs right now and make sure your carpet is dry, and if it is go buy a powerball ticket. Because you're one lucky son of a gun.
Ok back to the story their basement was flooded and of course it was carpet so bert being the old relic *ahem* I mean good elders quorum president that he is, he brought a shop vac to come suckety suck up all the water juice out of the rugs.
It wasn't really an ideal situation because the under carpet padding was also wet so we would have to wait for the water to soak back into the carpet from the padding. We also realized it would go faster if we walked on the carpet and soaked up all the water after we sucked it up. So the process went like so
Suck suck suck then we would walk on the carpet to soak it up
squish squish squish
Then suck suck suck
Rinse and repeat you get the idea.
Anyways, it was a bumpin time.
Yeah so other than that the regoolar ol' missionary work is on the agenda.
I really think you're all cool
Elder Bush
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