Guys and friends, how are all of you doing this fine evenin? My first email in a while :)
I hope the lot of you are enjoying your time here on this planet. I know I like it. Other times I hate it all. Here is one of those times:
So today I was at "play it again sports" which is a store that sells stuff when you want to play sports. The sport that I play the most is probably basketball. But the second most played sport is disc golf. And today was the day ladies and gentlemen. Today I was going yo walk in, slam my wallet on the counter, grab the sad employee by the nape of his neck, and have him show me where all the disc's were. So anyways that more or less is what I did and, with me and 3 other elders already on his good side, we were ready to buy some plastic.
We browsed the lot of discs. We found some super good ones. We also found some very sucky boys. But we bought the good ones. At the very end of my adventurous searching, I leaned my shins up against a table, which was up against a huge metal rack. This metal rack had a bunch of baseball helmets on them. Stacked and ordered very nicely. It was at this moment exactly that I saw things roll forward, because apparently. The table. Was on wheels everybody. Wheelers.
So I'm sure you can venture as to what came to pass next. The rack fell over and all the stupid baseball helmets with their stupid clips and and dumb little holes on the side came tumbling down. It was a lot like the foolish man who built his house upon the sand you know. So yeah after I ruined a whole display I looked at the cashier and I saw his sad eyes and face. He was a mad guy what can I say. He waltzed over and started beating me with his bare fists. I took a beating right there in the sports store. He knew where the baseball bats were and he was just tryna get me bro. So yeah he was super mad, and after he assaulted me, he went over and cleaned all of it up and I cried.
And I only cry about VERY important things. If you've seen me cry you're a real one. And also you're on my hit list because thats the most embarrassing thing ever.
So anyways after that, we checked out, and went to panda express to get my mind of the travesty of what had just happened. It was dumb. And i don't even think the wheels were locked into place so.... the worker guy is to blame for all this.
So that could also have something to do with it.
But anyways now i live in Greenville and I have a companion named elder Potter. I will attach a picture. He is a goober. We are teaching a lot of people. The work is hard and I'm having a good time. It's good to be back in the Greenville stake.
Shoutout to bert, brother Diettrich, brother Given, and the Lewis's for being here last time I was in Greenville. Only the OGs stick around :)
Yes. Love you all. Mostly all. (You know who you are)
E. Bushy boy
Greenville
Elder Rick's
District
Elder lopes's cousin
Leslie's companion
Elder potter
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