November 8, 2022

 Subject: Yur



I think my only wish in life is that the queen of England could come back and pat me on the back and tell me I'm doing a good job.

Anyways whats going on with all of you? 

I would like to hear some cool stories. The thing is that I wish I could say that I'm deeply sorry for not emailing every week, but low key, I think I'm emailing just the right amount. The problem is I don't really remember what you all know. Granted you're probably not keeping track of all of the details of my life, I just would like to not repeat myself. 

Major events of importance:

I found a wolf spider on my porch and I tried to keep it as a pet, my plan was to freeze it in the freezer and then get it out and put floss around its bum and then thaw it in the sun. When I put it in the sun it did thaw but it was very much a dead boy so that's didn't really go as planned. He had juice leaking out of his little spider joints. Then I fed him to an anthill close by, they liked that. 

Another event of importance is that a less active man gave us a pack of Gatorade bottles and a whole box of honey buns. 

I would say the only other thing that's really major is that I bought a shirt today. It is the color of black. 

Yeah I can't really think of anything else that's important here in NC,

So yeah, some small items of business include the fact that we're moving houses, 

I got my acceptance letter to hogwarts, we had a temple trip, I played a season game subbing in for Matthew Stafford, and I won the lottery and gave all of it to the local subway so they could give away free loaves of Italian herbs & cheese. 

If you think I'm lying then you're probably really lame 

And I bet you're name is noah. 

Besides that I've been living the life of a normal missionary in North CaRoLinA

Elder Owen 

Pictures 

I mightve sent some of these before but i didn't take a lot of pictures this week