Subject: Fly me to the BRUGERKING
I think one of my bucket list items is making a whoke class of 6th graders weep
Here is the plan
I will start a band
It will be called yemen. Like the country. and then whenever anyone
looks up Yemen, my band will show up instead of the country and then
all the middle schoolers who have to do a project on Yemen will cry
and cry. They may even listen to all my songs and they will be so egdy
and brooding that it will make them cry even more. Don't worry it's
more a cry out of confusion than out of sorrow.
I read in Mormon chapter 9 a bunch of good stuff that I should share.
9 For do we not read that God is the same yesterday, today, and
forever, and in him there is no variableness neither shadow of
changing?
10 And now, if ye have imagined up unto yourselves a god who doth
vary, and in whom there is shadow of changing, then have ye imagined
up unto yourselves a god who is not a God of miracles.
11 But behold, I will show unto you a God of miracles, even the God
of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob; and it is that
same God who created the heavens and the earth, and all things that in
them are
and if God performed miracles in the past, then that means miracles
should be happening today.
Its a little bit of "if A = B than B = A" action
Anyways I also know that there's a few souls who might read this that
don't believe a lot of the stuff that I do, and that's ok. I also know
that there's some people that believe I am wasting my time or at least
i could be doing a lot better things with my life
To be frank, if you do feel this way or Maybe even a little like it,
then don't worry about it
I think it's ok that you feel that way.
Anyways yeah a bunch of stuff has u folded in the past couple weeks,
last night Elder Myers and I hauled a bunch of trash out from a
families yard that has neglected it a little bit, which smelled so
bad. It was so bad it made my eyes water at one point. Anyways we had
to take like 50,000 trips to the dump because we don't own a truck .
We own an equinox. So we washed and sprayed and vacuumed the trash out
of this car today. It was kind of a big bruh moment if im being a
hunnid percent honest.
Also as the almighty district leader I had to go and exchange with the
other elders in my district and see how they were doing. Turns out
they are chilling
If I had more to say i would say it folks
Ciao noobs,
Bush out.
Someone sent me a reddit post and i thought it was funny
I will let you decipher the rest of them on your own
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